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Brad Harrington

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Brad Harrington

“I'm 6'4" with excellent posture. People assume I know what I'm talking about before I even speak.”

Brad has keynoted three AI conferences and attended the talks at none of them. He says 'foundation model' with the calm of a man who has never been asked to define one. Selection committees find him visionary.

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Field of bullshitting expertise
AI vision statements
Handshake firmness
Firm, with a reassuring second pump
Times questioned
0
Alma mater
Westbrook Institute (one summer course, mentioned hourly)
Signature phrase
It's basically AGI, but for synergy.

Trusted by committees that would rather not change

  • Old Boys Capital
  • Legacy Admissions
  • Gatekeeper & Co.
  • Panel Partners
  • Shortlist Holdings