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Brad Patterson

Pitch Decks & Fundraising

Brad Patterson

“Perfect teeth and I went to boarding school. My voice carries natural authority that opens doors.”

Brad can present a pitch deck he saw for the first time in the lobby. Investors trust his smile and his total addressable market. His slides have never been asked for a source.

Choose This Brad

Credibility Dossier

Compiled by Brad. Verified by Brad.

Field of bullshitting expertise
Total addressable market estimates
Handshake firmness
Venture-grade, Series B and up
Times questioned
0
Alma mater
St. Aldric's Boarding School (captain of rowing)
Signature phrase
Conservatively, this is a trillion-dollar market.

Trusted by committees that would rather not change

  • Old Boys Capital
  • Legacy Admissions
  • Gatekeeper & Co.
  • Panel Partners
  • Shortlist Holdings