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Brad Whitfield

“Strong jawline and firm handshake. I've literally never been questioned on anything I've said.”

Brad has secured funding for research he could not describe if asked, which he never is. Program officers call his jawline fundable. He reads the executive summary in the elevator and calls it due diligence.

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Field of bullshitting expertise
Technical jargon for review panels
Handshake firmness
Hydraulic press, calibrated annually
Times questioned
0
Alma mater
Pembroke Hall (third-generation legacy)
Signature phrase
Let's circle back once the funding clears.

Trusted by committees that would rather not change

  • Old Boys Capital
  • Legacy Admissions
  • Gatekeeper & Co.
  • Panel Partners
  • Shortlist Holdings